Turbo Trucker

Black trucker hat to keep your dome ventilated. Imagine this: you walk into a Florentine market, when a beautiful Italian woman walks up to you.

"What is that McDonalds logo on your hat?"

You chuckle, glance at the camera, and proceed to explain all of the complexities of American consumerism as the camera zooms out and an animated calligraphic script is written out on the screen. "The End" it reads as Led Zeppelin crescendos.