(XL) Green Mercedes

HOT HAM AND CHEESE! Imagine this: there's a lovely woman one the other side of the Swap meet. She rides a Suzuki DR-Z; Minty. To your surprise she starts walking over in your direction, and she can't stop looking at your crewneck. "Hey there, stranger!" you say.

"HOLY SHIT I LOVE HYENAS AND MERCEDES" 

Yeah freaking right dude, next thing you know you're living in the outskirts of Chicago, sitting in your conversation pit. "Mind if I take the Mercedes out to get eggs? I want to make cookies!"

"Please, babe, take the Lamborghini. Also grab some Hennessy while you're out, my boys are coming over tonight."

You're welcome.

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