(XL) Navy Russell Mercedes

This vintage Russell is the pinnacle of quality. Imagine this: you walk into the local antique store. The clerk (hot babe, nice.) comes up to you, she digs the crewneck. "Is that a Vintage Russell?" she asks. Silly question. You humor it, "Nah, it's a Gildan" She folds over laughing. 

"What are you thinking about?" She asks, head on your shoulder around the fire. "Just thinking about the first time we met, honey. I sure am glad I bought that Navy Russell Mercedes and then made a billion dollars after that." 

"Me too, honey, me too"

"Daddy, why are you crying" your daughter injects, wearing the very same Russell.

"You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, baby" you explain.

"I love you, Dad" 

"I was talking to the crewneck, honey, but I love you too" 

"Kaboom" She replies. 

$35 you're welcome.